Wednesday nights

I guess I just assumed that since I live a typical life as a working adult that everyone else did. Well, I found out a week ago that that is not true for everyone. My girlfriend Keesh from H-Town was here visiting with us last week and we partied like rock stars on a Wednesday night! I can't say where we went but believe me it was more than interesting...... But I did realize that I am definitely getting older because 1) who would have thought there would be so many clubs open during the middle of the week, 2) we didn't leave the house until 10pm which is my bedtime 3) I was barely awake at midnight and people were still walking in as if it was a Saturday night and finally 4) coming home at 3am and having to be up at 8am is not cool! I was so messed up on Thursday that I slept half the day after I got the kids to school and didn't pick them up until closing time.

We had a blast but I am still hungover from the lack of sleep............

Why

Why....did Trey see an obese young lady at church and walk up to her and say "mommy that's a BIG one!"

Why....did Trey walk up to a little boy who had a birth mark on his face and neck; point to it while asking "mommy what's wrong with him?"

Why....did Preston come stand in front of me with no diaper on and say "mommy I pee pee" as he pissed on my foot.

Why....do the teenagers in the drive thru look at you crazy when you ask for condiments....duh I got french fries heifer!

Why....did this black lady have finger nails that were so long that they were curled like curley fries. They were probably 1 feet long. She could barely get money out of her wallet and had the nerve to have them painted with designs....WTHeck!

Why does so much foolishness happen around us all the time? I don't know but my life is truly hillarious! I can't even think of half the funny/hilarious/silly/unneccesary stuff my kids and other folks do that truly makes me wonder if they have all there screws.